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Big Pimpin à la Française

Posted by Ders - 21/03/07 at 02:03:00 am

Without going France All Over Your Asses and display political content that is most absurdly dealt with somewhere else, there’s a sweet comic farce some “representatives” unconsciously broadcast on a daily basis. Our good old teddy-bear for president might be one of the few grand barbarians that just keeps his burlesque theatre going on and apparently would give Puff Daddy quite a lesson on the meaning of Big Pimping:

Official expenses for random purposes:

- Wine: 250 000 € /year
- Cars and parking: 2 Million €/year
- Homeparties @ l’Elysée: 475 000 €/year (… booking: Bob Sinclar and Ed-Banger?)
- Housing maintenance: 4,8 Million €/year
- Communications: 4 Million €/year
- Stamps: 500 000 €/year
- Charity from the 1st lady, Bernadette “ma biche” Chirac: 300 000€/year
- Staff of 91 persons: 14 Million €/year + bonus: 7 Million€/year

Just love to see how sacred the pinard is with the masses of food, how nice it is to pile up shitty cars (Velsatis and Citroëns), how preciously the silver is being polished every single hour, and how much a talented cleaning lady makes working for Monsieur Le President des Bons Vivants. The irony of it all is so well known and commonly accepted, it has become a French cultural trait to be literally taxfucked in the ass and laugh about it. Oh oui c’est bon and we love it too!

Daft Punk - Around the World - Killdahype Remix.mp3

Knowing the farewell party won’t be a greedy one and since we’re already missing Ze Jacques so much, we have prepared some brutal tunes to play in the Château de Versailles or wherever your going to give that legendary goodbye-orgy-party:

Justin Xara - La Discotheque feat. Julia Petorova - Kid Dub Remix.mp3
(The bassline that will surely test the ministers malfunctioning hearts)(Kid Dub MySpace)

Digitalism - Pogo - Mentalism Remix.mp3
(From Idealism, the awesome new release of Digitalism due to be out mid-May, talk about fresh fruit!)

Simian Mobile Disco - It’s the beat - The Teenagers Remix.mp3
( From the compatriots Fluokids. Damn, this song never gets boring!)

Vive Les Pommes!
/NB-B’s

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